Holy hell, Real Housewife of New Jersey Danielle Staub can't sing. She can't dance, either, but hey — that didn't stop her or her equally-talentless "girlfriend" from "performing" on a New York City local news program. Luckily, she picked talent-free backup dancers so she wouldn't stand out as much. Phew! Bullet Dodged!
(Oh, also, this video doesn't appear to be the complete performance... but nobody should mind.)
Unfortunately, this is not a joke. No, somebody thought that people would actually want to have a blanket that they could wrap around their face in public. It's just crazy. I love how those two guys don't even react when that woman whips out her Snazzy Napper while sitting right between them at the train station. Because seriously, if I ever saw anyone actually using one of these, I would probably fall down on the ground and pee myself laughing!
Seriously? I mean, goth is one thing, but pretending you're a werewolf? That's nuts, right? It's not just me being old and not with the times anymore, right? Right? I give them credit for their dedication, what with the special contacts, fangs and tails hanging off their butts. Still, though, they look ridiculous. I especially love the bit at the end where the mom says that she's proud of her son for being who he wants to be... while standing five feet away from him! Haw! (I also wonder if they get into fights with the vampire goth kids... Team Jacob FTW!)
Don't even think about clicking on the video above because it's not actually a YouTube video. Unfortunately, I couldn't embed the actual music video for Hot Chip's "I Feel Better," but you should all definitely click this link and watch it at YouTube itself because it is the coolest video I've seen in a while. It starts out as a cheesy parody, then gets weird, then takes a turn for the seriously awesome, and finishes up by being completely insane. Beat that, Gaga!
PS: That's the actual band in the crowd at the end...
I'll give you that this contestant on Pilipinas Got Talent has a... unique singing ability, but after the novelty wears off, his higher voice gets a little piercing. And though I don't understand everything the judges say, they seemed to enjoy it, and he didn't get gonged, so that's good, right? Also good is that super-cute co-host!
I actually feel gayer after watching this. The lyrics are in the corner if you feel like singing along! (But why are they singing about dirty eyed girls?)
This video seems to have been around for quite some time, so I'm not sure how I never heard of it, but mucho thanks to my pals for introducing me to Traci. She's going to get her man Peter back from some skank by driving to the park to find him. Luckily, she's got her fabulous new "huur" that she dyed with Kool Aid to seduce him away. Oh, and her push-up bra. Traci's awesome. I'm pretty sure this is a joke, though. At least, I hope it is! Still funny, either way!
This isn't real, is it? I mean, somebody didn't actually spend money and time and effort to make some kind of a tween vampire musical with High School Musical cutie Lucas Grabeel, did they? Because that would be crazy. And it would probably be tremendously awful. So awful that it wouldn't even go direct to DVD because they couldn't afford to press the discs. No, it would go direct to digital, which is probably the direct to video of the new millennium.
Right? This is a joke, right? Or a parody? A satire? A nightmarish fever dream that was somehow captured and then posted to YouTube? Right? Right?
A Susan Boyle biopic has evidently been in the works for a while now, but you probably didn't anticipate who they'd consider for the lead role.
Actor Robin Williams says that he's been asked to play the Britain's Got Talent surprise sensation in a film adaptation, and joked that his stint as Mrs. Doubtfire gave him some of the experience he'd require for the role.
Could this actually work? Or would Susan be better played by a veteran character actor like Meryl Streep or Kathy Bates? You know, someone who's a girl?
I had to post this one. I'm sure a lot of you have noticed this commercial recently, in which cheerful factory workers sing as Dell laptops are magically assembled out of playdoh or something. However, what is going on with the first ten seconds of this commercial?
The very first thing we see, is a darkened factory with a single worker. Lights come on, and suddenly a second worker, RIGHT NEXT TO HIM, comes up from below camera, while strapping his overalls back on. A knowing nod is shared. Someone did a good job.
