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How this story is game related is anybody's guess, but it's chock full of sexy men and it sports the name "Hot Coffee Break," so I'll lay it out as bait: WEtv.com is kicking off its original web series "Hot Coffee Break" by dispatching hot sexy shirtless men into New York City to perk up passers-by during this wilting summer season.
The hot sexy shirtless men gave out cups of coffee (I'd like to be able to say it was iced coffee) to men and women on the street.
More to the point is "Hot Coffee Break" itself: 31 days of videos that feature hot sexy shirtless men turning an ordinary activity into something sexy. That's a kind of game, right? Check out the videos and pictures online - you might thank me.
It's SFW in general but does feature hot sexy shirtless nipples, pectorals, abs and biceps. Oh my!
I've got a special thing for the living dead - who doesn't? Just the other day I was saying to my boyfriend, "Boyfriend, I want a pretty painting of a zombie." And after a few moments of blank stare, he nodded dutifully.
But Rob Sacchetto of Zombie Portraits has done me one better - with Zombie Daily, where at least one zombie will rise every day. They're gorgeous or sketchy, simple or phantasmagorical - this is one to keep an eye on!
[via Neatorama]
ProRu fans, prepare your ruched keisters: the show that got straight men everywhere interested (sorta) in fashion is moving from gay bastion Bravo to the Laura Ashley world of Lifetime.
Why? Because god hates fashion.
How? Lifetime offered show owner Harvey Weinstein $150 million. He took it.
The reaction? Bravo owner NBC Universal, not one bit happy with Weinstein's turnaround, is filing suit:
In a statement, NBC said "NBC Universal has continuing rights related to 'Project Runway,' including a right of first refusal to future cycles of the series, which the Weinstein Company unfortunately has refused to honor."
This reminds me a lot of "first season" Heidi: "Moguls, this is a competition for you also as well. You know in fashion television, one day you are in, the next day you are out."
Project Runway Leaves Bravo for...Lifetime? [Gothamist]
My boyfriend told me it was so, and I dared not to believe him. But as of an hour ago, tonight's premiere episode of Battlestar Galactica, "He That Believeth In Me," is available for viewing in full on SciFi.com.
Go! Watch it!
[Update: Alas, the premiere only streamed from noon to 1pm, EST. But it was great! Stay tuned tonight for the 'real' premiere...]
After seven seasons and nearly as much syndicated airtime as Golden Girls, NBC has finally called for an end to its hit sitcom, Scrubs. This is good timing, because ABC is about to sign the deal for the first season of its hit sitcom, Scrubs.
It appears that the Grey's Anatomy precursor is pulling a Buffy, by which I mean to say that just as it's canceled at one network, it's being saved by another. Of course, ABC has a fairly dismal record with comedies, as NBC prez Ben Silverman managed to acknowledge:
"If they can go 1-for-21, good for them,"
Don't sound so sincere there, buddy, you'll pull a muscle.
'Scrubs' Is Done at NBC [Zap2It]
Listen: I love Heroes as much as the next geek, but what's the deal with all the press hype behind this dead-eyed blond girl wearing her mother's makeup? She pouts appropriately, but that's about all I've seen her do on screen. Is pouting while wearing too much pancake a marketable skill these days?
Apparently: Fox Atomic has picked up "Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List" as a potential next step for everybody's favorite doe-eyed manikin. Based on Rachel Cohn and David Levithan's novel Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, "Naomi and Ely" would star Panettiere's Naomi and best gay friend Ely - who make a list of people they're not allowed to kiss. Then Ely kisses Naomi's boyfriend!
Gay fun ensues, I'm sure, and I'm sure I'll watch the hell out of it... but still. Fox Atomic is currently working with the lifeless bombshell on "I Love You, Beth Cooper" while she records an album for Hollywood Records. Somebody make her go away.
Fox Atomic Trying to 'Kiss' Hayden Panettiere [Zap2It]
I shit you not: a scientist from Italy has proposed that the origin of poltergeist phenomena (ie, flying objects and general panic) is in fact the result of the growing brains of children and teenagers channeling energy into the quantum mechanical vacuum. Cuz kids are so good at making antimatter.
Puberty, you see, "is a modification of the child body which involves various organs, chiefly the brain." Check. Also, researchers Brovetto and Maxia have posited:
Brovetto and Maxia hypothesise that the changes in the brain that occur at puberty involve fluctuations in electron activity that, in rare cases, can create disturbances up to a few metres around the outside of the brain.
These disturbances would be similar in character to the quantum mechanical fluctuations that physicists believe occur in the vacuum, in which "virtual" particle and antiparticle pairs pop up for a fleeting moment, before they annihilate each other and disappear again.
I knew kids could make antimatter.
'They're here': The mechanism of poltergeist activity [NewScientist]
How's that for a straightforward headline? This one goes out to all my Furry friends out there, as well as those of us who like 'em plain old nekkid. I figured we could all compromise and find common ground with this video of an enthusiastic half-furry satyr (with kickin' quads and glutes, I should add) dancing along to Whitesnake's Here I Go Again. All at once it's cute, awkward, sexy, strange, and adorably harmless.
Now I wish my parents hadn't cut off my tail.
First came Amy Pohler's potbellied impression on SNL, and now Lady Miss Three-Snap-Cliché herself, ProRu winner Christian Siriano takes to the stage. The upcoming season of Ugly Betty, which finishes its previous season with five new episodes beginning Thursday, April 24, will feature everybody's favorite asymmetrically coiffured homosexual - during May sweeps, no less.
Some hag named Nina Garcia will also be making an appearance, but I'll have found somebody else with no chin and too much clunky jewelry to love by then. (Maybe Zack Braff?)
'Ugly Betty' Gets a Little Fiercer [Zap2It]
X-Files dood Chris Carter showed this teaser trailer for the upcoming X-Files movie at Paleyfest last night. Thanks to handicam and YouTube, we've got a bit of a glimpse at it...
The truth may be out there, but I'm tired of waiting for it.
[via Ain't It Cool]
Here we have the Employer's Confederation of Romania's Mr. Covaci, demonstrating that employers all over the world have one thing in common: everyday incompetence.
For the record, it is ironic that this fellow's never put two and two together concerning the time-tested microphone, but has the basic idea of a telephone down pat. Baby steps, old fella, baby steps.
[via Blame It On The Voices]
The immeasurable John Brownlee posted this beauty at Ectomo: a measuring cup that ditches those stupid old conventional SIs for context-sensitive "qualitative" quantities - such as the volume of microbes in your intestine and the volume of body cells that die - on a good day.
Thanks to designer Harry White, at last we have a measuring cup (which tops off at "half a human brain") that really works with your red velvet cake recipe.
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[via Ectomo]
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It was 1980 and disco was dead, but not in the UK!
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